Welcome!
Hey!
You made it; I was worried you got lost.
Welcome to my website! I tried to make it super professional but, there might be some derpy spots...just like me!

There's a whole section about me, and gigantic list of all the work I've done (they call that a resume), and I even have a way to contact me.
Or, you could just look at the menu above to figure all this out.
Photo Credit: Pete Guither

Whelp!
I hope you like it!
And if you don't, oh well, I hope you had some laughs along the way.